Until you heal the wounds of your past, you are going to bleed. You can bandage the bleeding with food, with alcohol, with drugs, with work, with cigarettes, with sex; But eventually, it will all ooze through and stain your life. You must find the strength to open the wounds, Stick your hands inside, pull out the core of the pain that is holding you in your past, the memories and make peace with them.
Iyanla Vanzant (via wanduring)

thedogewiththeblog:

discountbongsanddildos:

There is nothing wrong with calling yourself a brony or furry.

Or a trekkie, or a whovian, or whatever.  There’s nothing wrong with being in any kind of fandom.  It’s the behavior of the individual that matters, and that one bad apple does not represent the whole group.

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you
Fortunes.

Fortunes.

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

thelastjackalope:

Golden Retriever / Siberian Husky mix

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

surprisebitch:

unshaped:

nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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OH MY GOD

this fucking website

Two in the pink, one in the stink- as my ex boyfriend was oh so fond of saying.

surprisebitch:

unshaped:

nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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OH MY GOD

this fucking website

Two in the pink, one in the stink- as my ex boyfriend was oh so fond of saying.

alicesadventuresintherye:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

How is he even a real person? Stop being perfect, Chris Pratt.

thepetcollective:

Kitten can’t walk but learns with a walker - Tails of Survival

An adorable black and white Kitten with a neurological disorder couldn’t walk, but relearned how to use his back legs by using a walker every day. 
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Thumper was rescued out of a yard filled with animals left abandoned and neglected. Thumper would have died for sure, because it was soon discovered, he couldn’t walk because of a neurological disorder. His Foster mom, had a walker custom built for him and it immediately improved his walking. Thumper learned to walk and rehabilitated by some therapy and sessions in his walker every day. After a few weeks, he was running. Now he just needs his forever home. 

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

Dinner. It looks like so much bacon but it’s really not if you knew how much salad was under it.

Dear teenager/twenty somethings that walked by my apartment at 2 in the morning,

I’m sorry that my dog heard you screaming, cackling and generally being very loud directly outside my window at 2 am. I’m sorry that he barked at you. I’m sorry that you are so afraid of a barking dog on the second fucking floor that you thought it would be acceptable to yell slurs at ME through my window during and after I removed my dog from the window because I, believe it or not, don’t want my dog barking at 2 am. I’m sorry that you and your friends think it’s funny to call me a bitch, asshole and whore because my dog barked at you for being a disturbance he wouldn’t have expected at 2 am. I’m sorry that you were taught to be so rude to a compete stranger who has done nothing to you. At all.

Sincerely,
The “bitchy asshole whore” who stopped the “fucking stupid” dog from barking at you anymore.

And to myself,
I’m sorry that I’m still weak enough that strangers words effect you. I’m sorry that I cried after some idiots called you names. I’m sorry that you shook I’m fear that somehow they would find a way up to our second story apartment and hurt you. I’m sorry. I’m working on it. I love you.